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Fat Ass

{4}{G}

Creature — Donkey Shaman

Unhinged·unh #95·Common·2004·Art by Jeremy Jarvis
StandardNot Legal
ModernNot Legal
CommanderNot Legal
LegacyNot Legal
PioneerNot Legal
VintageNot Legal
Fat Ass
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Oracle Text

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

P / T

2 / 3.5

Print Details

Set
Unhinged (UNH)
Number
#95
Rarity
Common
Artist
Jeremy Jarvis
Frame
2003
Border
Silver
Language
EN
Finishes
Nonfoil, Foil
USD
$0.36
USD Foil
$14.50
EUR
€0.14
EUR Foil
€3.53

Indicative figures.

Card Knowledge

Legalities

StandardNot Legal
PioneerNot Legal
ModernNot Legal
LegacyNot Legal
VintageNot Legal
CommanderNot Legal
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